Achievement Test

This was sent to me by my sister (yeah, it kinda runs in the family) who imagined I might be amused. These are supposed to be genuine answers to a real test. I am not sure about that, but whoever wrote this is twisted. I mean, what kind of person would think of answers like this, for cryin’ out loud?


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
Answer: his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Answer: liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Answer: marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Answer: exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
Answer: The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Answer: it will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
Answer: No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Answer: Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Answer: No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Answer: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Today's Quote

This is today's quote from my "365 Stupid Quotes" calendar. This is worth sharing. Memo: these are the people who become bazillionaires because of their talent.

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." - Cameron Diaz